You Are Allowed 2 Pieces Of Luggage
Years ago, there was a very nasty kid in my class at highschool. He was dangerously smart and coldly ruthless; he openly told everybody that he was a Nazi and that he looked forward to the day when he and his kind would be transporting Jews, Blacks and anybody else he didn't like to new concentration camps. One day, I will never forget this, a very angry teacher attempted to deflate this student's vision of the future by asking him how, in the name of all that is reasonable, he might expect to round up thousands and thousands of people...surely it would cost a fortune and require a vast army of stormtroopers? Surely the victims would resist to the bitter end? He thought he had posed sensible and logical points...but the student smiled and replied: "No, we will simply tell our 'victims' that they are required to report to some place, we'll even allow them to bring 2 pieces of luggage each (which we will confiscate later)to show them how considerate we are. If any of them wish to argue at the collection areas, we will quietly shoot those who complain loudly and those who mutter will be told that we, their elected representatives, are giving them exactly what they voted for...I look forward to seeing you and your family in line with the other sheep, Mr Goldberg".
I often wondered what became of that cocky, viciously-smart kid. Now I am beginning to think that he is in charge at WebRing.